PORRIDGE IS THE greatest of all breakfast foods. But hey, you don’t have to eat it for breakfast.

1. You have a loyalty to a brand you’ll stand over with your life

You deal in Flahavan’s or Quakers… but this is all they have left.

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2. You know too well about the pains of temperamental microwaves

3. Non microwavable bowls are your mortal enemy

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4. Nothing will stop you from getting that oaty goodness

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5. You’ve modelled your life on this woman’s ethos

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6. Choosing a suitable topping is your daily struggle

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7. You’ve developed worrying notions in an attempt to liven things up

8. You’ve briefly questioned how you can reasonably have porridge for dinner

… before realising that’s disgusting.

9. This is mildly pornographic to you and you need help

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10. This is your worst nightmare