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An important and definitive ranking of childhood chew bars

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11. Black and Red

Who thought of putting raspberry and blackcurrant together in a chew bar and giving it to children? This tasted like eating a strip of leather, with the same texture. NO.

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10. Refreshers

Well, these are bland for a lemon bar and way nicer as a small sweet, so you can pretty much do one, Refresher bar.

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9. Blackjack

Yes, they are delicious, but they left you with a big black mouth. No thanks.

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8. Fizzy Lizzy

These BLEW THE HEAD OFF YA. But you looked like a badass eating one, despite the tame name.

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7. Wham

Wham bars are delicious, yes, but they literally took one of your teeth out. Everyone knows someone who lost a baby tooth to these pink sticks of sugar.

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6. Stinger

Stinger is the king. It’s only not up further than this due to how messy it used to get with all that powder in it.

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5. Roy the Rover

Radioactive yellow, complete with a tangy pineapple taste. What’s not to like?

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4. Lanky Larry

This strawberry delight

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3. Bruiser

One of the finest cola chews you could get.

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2. Dan Bar

Remember this one? With the zesty flavour and black sugar granules? Amazing. It gets one of the top spots because you could actually FEEL your teeth rotting.

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1. Woppa

Spearmint, cola, who cares. Woppa was the KING of chewy bars and we haven’t stopped mourning its loss.

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