SEAGULLS HAVE LOST the run of themselves. We know it.
Now, after senator Ned O’Sullivan called for the Minister for Environment to take action against seagulls in Dublin who he says are stealing children’s lollipops, we’re losing the run of ourselves too.
1. A poignant reflection
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2. Gullsongs became a thing
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3. We tried to win
4. But we can’t
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5. They’re gaining traction
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6. We must fight back
“I’m sick of having seagulls lifestyles rammed down my throat, why can’t they keep it to themselves like?”
“We cannot, and shall not stand idly by while these winged menaces fly freely through our streets, towns and cities terrorising who they please. We must take action, they grow yet more brazen by the day.”
“A seagull just flew up to me and said in a very salacious way “wait till u see my beak” !!!!!”
7. With this petition for change, which you must sign immediately
Sign the petition here. As one signer put it, “What could be more important than this?”
8. Or just hold out for a hero
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