SEAGULLS HAVE LOST the run of themselves. We know it.

Now, after senator Ned O’Sullivan called for the Minister for Environment to take action against seagulls in Dublin who he says are stealing children’s lollipops, we’re losing the run of ourselves too.

1. A poignant reflection

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2. Gullsongs became a thing

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3. We tried to win

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4. But we can’t

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5. They’re gaining traction

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6. We must fight back

Containing gems such as:

“I’m sick of having seagulls lifestyles rammed down my throat, why can’t they keep it to themselves like?”

David Cleary David Cleary

“We cannot, and shall not stand idly by while these winged menaces fly freely through our streets, towns and cities terrorising who they please. We must take action, they grow yet more brazen by the day.”

Sean Cooper Sean Cooper

“A seagull just flew up to me and said in a very salacious way “wait till u see my beak” !!!!!”

Cian Moose Cian Moose

7. With this petition for change, which you must sign immediately

Sign the petition here. As one signer put it, “What could be more important than this?”

8. Or just hold out for a hero

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A senator wants something done about ‘raucous seagulls stealing children’s lollipops’>

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