IT’S EMBARRASSING ENOUGH when your parents try to set you up with their friends’ children, but spare a thought for Indhuja Pillai.

The 23-year-old woman from Bangalore came across a profile on a marriage website that her well-meaning parents had set up for her.

She retaliated by setting up her own webpage detailing EXACTLY what any potential suitors would be letting themselves in for.

If she’s anything, she’s honest. Here are her vital stats:

She goes on to describe herself in a bit more detail.

I’m not a drinker and I hate smoking. An eggitarian, not a foodie. I play badminton, sing and dance. I wear glasses and look dorky in them. NOT a womanly woman. Definitely not marriage material. Won’t grow long hair, ever.

And who is she looking for?

A man, preferably bearded, who is passionate about seeing the world. Someone who earns for himself and does NOT hate his job. Must be flexible with his parents, also means, it’s better if he is NOT a family guy. Extra points to the one who hates kids.

Well, that’s told her rents so.

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