EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Rihanna has responded to being thrown out of a mosque… by getting naked. After being asked to leave Abu Dhabi’s Grand Mosque because she was posing for sassy Instagram pictures, Riri threw a sulk and retaliated the only way she knows how. By removing all her clothing, hopping in the bath, and taking a few selfies.

But why is she smooching the sponge? So unhygienic. badgalriri badgalriri

Someone stole Bressie’s bike, the day before his birthday. The heartless thieves broke into his car and robbed his ride. However, they were swiftly apprehended by gardaí. (Meanwhile, Bressie’s pop star pal Brian McFadden has been advocating street justice.)

Justin Bieber’s new song is about sex, and it’s horrifying. Called Hold Tight, it includes the immortal lines “You’re the best I’ve ever had / Not to mention, that thing is swollen” and “Something like a Ziploc, but a lip lock / Want you wrapped around me like a wristwatch”. ARGH.

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got engaged, in case you hadn’t noticed. (DailyEdge.ie)
• One Direction are now the richest Britons under 30, with an estimated pile of £59m. (Metro)
• Shia LaBeouf tweeted a naked photo of himself. (Twitter)
• Russell Brand says he ‘w**ked off’ a stranger in a pub toilet. (Mirror)
• Dolly Parton had a car accident, but she’s fine. (Jezebel)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Lady Gaga is NOT a hermaphrodite, OK?>