IF YOU HAD a computer in the nineties, it was pretty much vital that you owned Rollercoaster Tycoon.
The Hasbro game involved making an amusement park and attempting to keep your guests as happy as possible while bringing in some cash
Your excitement level was ALL that mattered
You were well versed in picking up pukes and your guests’ trash
You could see their thoughts
But it was just intensely fun
The cafes and stalls were shaped like the items they sold!
It sometimes brought out the worst in us
Yes sir, please take a seat on this clearly incomplete ride.
Oh, it’s started raining? Better up the price of umbrellas to $40.
Only the true sadists had the exit fall into a pool of water
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Or into THE PIT
http://accursedasche.tumblr.com/post/140716364729/the-pit
Basically, it was a travesty
http://callmefreakfujiko.tumblr.com/post/85039513397/make-my-park-better-nah-ill-just-sabotage-the
They were little pricks, in fairness
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