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HERE, IN REVERSE order from worst to best, are the chocolates in the Roses tin. This ranking is correct, definitive, and incontrovertible.
10. Coffee Escape
Sick and wrong. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
9. Strawberry Dream
For a chocolate, strangely creepy.
8. Tangy Orange Creme
Better than the strawberry one, but still. Bang of your granny’s perfume off this one.
7. Regular Caramel
*zzzzzzzz* what? Is the Bond movie on yet?
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6. Country Fudge
Reliable contender when the tin gets whittled down, but you wouldn’t be furious if your little brother took them all.
5. ‘Golden Barrel’ (everyone knows this is really called the Caramel Keg)
Gooey classic. Bonus: it’s always kind of fun to be eating a little barrel, like you’re a rampaging giant in some kind of fairytale chocolate warehouse.
4. Brazilian Darkness
Bringing that exotic, sophisticated feel to the tin, the Brazilian Darkness may well be your mam’s favourite. And she’s a sensible woman.
3. Hazel Whirl
You’d be pretty mad if someone had eaten all of these and left the wrappers in the tin. That’s all I’m saying.
2. Signature Truffle
A new arrival last year that shot instantly to the top of the ranking. Now THIS is how you introduce a chocolate.
1. Hazelnut in Caramel
A chocolate so delicious it has its own name: ‘The Purple One’. Like the Madonna of chocolates. Entire Christmases have been ruined by arguments over the purple one.
Monday 23 December, 2024
Monday 23 December, 2024
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A definitive ranking of Cadbury Roses, from worst to best
HERE, IN REVERSE order from worst to best, are the chocolates in the Roses tin. This ranking is correct, definitive, and incontrovertible.
10. Coffee Escape
Sick and wrong. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
9. Strawberry Dream
For a chocolate, strangely creepy.
8. Tangy Orange Creme
Better than the strawberry one, but still. Bang of your granny’s perfume off this one.
7. Regular Caramel
*zzzzzzzz* what? Is the Bond movie on yet?
6. Country Fudge
Reliable contender when the tin gets whittled down, but you wouldn’t be furious if your little brother took them all.
5. ‘Golden Barrel’ (everyone knows this is really called the Caramel Keg)
Gooey classic. Bonus: it’s always kind of fun to be eating a little barrel, like you’re a rampaging giant in some kind of fairytale chocolate warehouse.
4. Brazilian Darkness
Bringing that exotic, sophisticated feel to the tin, the Brazilian Darkness may well be your mam’s favourite. And she’s a sensible woman.
3. Hazel Whirl
You’d be pretty mad if someone had eaten all of these and left the wrappers in the tin. That’s all I’m saying.
2. Signature Truffle
A new arrival last year that shot instantly to the top of the ranking. Now THIS is how you introduce a chocolate.
1. Hazelnut in Caramel
A chocolate so delicious it has its own name: ‘The Purple One’. Like the Madonna of chocolates. Entire Christmases have been ruined by arguments over the purple one.
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