IT’S RYAN GOSLING’S birthday, aka a day to praise the Gods and his mother for bringing him into the world.
Gosling is a noted ride, and on this day of days we’ve decided to examine how much of a ride he really is.
We’ve chosen several methods by which to measure his rideyness, and allocated an arbitrary number of ride points for each one.
Let’s start with the obvious yardstick…
His looks
Looking good here
And here
And here too
Ride points: 78
How he holds up against other rides
Here he is holding his own beside other noted ride Bradley Cooper:
And again, with George Clooney
And again with Michael Fassbender
And again
Ride points: 102
How beautiful he is on the inside
He’s a cookie angel
He selflessly helps others to look good:
Here he is wearing a Darfur tshirt in 2005
Ride points: 72
His lady loves
Eva Mendes
Rachel McAdams
Sandra Bullock
A blow up doll
Ride points: 94
His ability to be ridey in ridiculous situations
Situation number one:
Someone made a series of vines of Ryan Gosling refusing to eat cereal. Now that’s pretty ridiculous. However, he still looks good.
Situation number two:
This jumper is ridiculous. He’s pulling it off though.
Situation number three:
Wearing a onesie. Yep, working it.
Ride points: 126 (mostly for the onesie)
Internet power
He has his own meme
And then there’s this tumblr
And this one
Ride points: 85
So, with a total of 557, we can conclusively reveal that Ryan Gosling is in fact, a ride.
Happy birthday sir.
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