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19 of Ryan Reynolds’ very best one-liners on Twitter

This man is not a comedian. Repeat, not a comedian.

RYAN REYNOLDS’ TWITTER account, as famous actors go, is a step up from the rest of Hollywood on the comedy front.

Throughout his years of tweeting, we know one thing: he can deliver a punchline.

1. Like this handy birthday tip for parents

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

2. And showing us all a thoughtful way to wish your partner a happy birthday

Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

3. His expert Halloween advice for Deadpool fans

@VancityReynolds @VancityReynolds

Deadpan.

4. His parenting advice is A1

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

5. And he’s not bitter at all

On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

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6. His stories about his daughter would warm your heart

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

7. As would his philosophy on parenting

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

8. Sometimes it’s hard to believe he doesn’t have a team of comedians working around the clock

Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 7, 2016

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

9. It’s zinger central

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 7, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

10. He’s still a man getting to grips with modern technology

Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 19, 2016

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

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11. Regrets, he’s had a few

I can't turn back time, but it appears CPR is actually administered through the mouth.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 31, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

12. The perils of researching symptoms online

I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 28, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

13. This lovely tribute to his dad earlier this year shows that he has a sweet side, too

Happy Father's Day, Dad. What do you get the man who has everything? pic.twitter.com/4IqDGRkLph
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

14. On hotel etiquette

When checking out of a hotel, it's fun to say: "The fire resistant carpet deserves some sort of Fire Resistant Carpet Award!"
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 7, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

15. And Disney, again

My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 4, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

16. When Blake’s birthday comes around, he will have a line for it

Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 25, 2016

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

17. Looking forward to his daughter finding these in 10 years

My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

18. A true hero

Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

19. Ryan. Never, ever deactivate

My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015

Ryan Reynolds / Twitter

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19 of Ryan Reynolds’ very best one-liners on Twitter

1. Like this handy birthday tip for parents

2. And showing us all a thoughtful way to wish your partner a happy birthday

3. His expert Halloween advice for Deadpool fans

4. His parenting advice is A1

5. And he’s not bitter at all

6. His stories about his daughter would warm your heart

7. As would his philosophy on parenting

8. Sometimes it’s hard to believe he doesn’t have a team of comedians working around the clock

9. It’s zinger central

10. He’s still a man getting to grips with modern technology

11. Regrets, he’s had a few

12. The perils of researching symptoms online

13. This lovely tribute to his dad earlier this year shows that he has a sweet side, too

14. On hotel etiquette

15. And Disney, again

16. When Blake’s birthday comes around, he will have a line for it

17. Looking forward to his daughter finding these in 10 years

18. A true hero

19. Ryan. Never, ever deactivate

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