WHAT IS THE TREAT of all treats? Why, it’s San Pellegrino, of course.
A can of Limonata can make even the grungiest student feel like a king. But how does it do that? Well, like this.
It is only purchased when you’re flush with cash at the start of the month
Or when you discover it’s going in a Tesco meal deal. But that feels like you’re getting away with something you shouldn’t be.
There’s something very luxurious about the foil
“Ooh sorry, just one second. Lemme peel back the foil on my fancy-ass drink here.”
And the seriously notion-y flavours
Orange and pomegranate, orange and prickly pear. Would you be well.
It has the power to stop a hangover in its tracks
If only for a few minutes. But a few glorious minutes!
And conjure a summery feeling out of nowhere
*peels back the San Pellegrino foil*
*sun immediately begins to shine*
You dream of one day buying – wait for it – a six pack
Oh shiiiiiiit!
And then there’s the thrill of calling it ‘San Pel’
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Which you have done. You haven’t liked yourself doing it, but you’ve done it.
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