EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Your friend and mine (we wish) Scarlett Johansson has had a baby. 

Baby girl Rose was born to Johansson and her fiancé Romain Dauriac in New York.

Johansson at the Captain America premiere in London in March, around the same time as she announced her pregnancy. PA Wire / Press Association Images PA Wire / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

Now we sit back and await news of the Gosling/Mendes messiah.

Kim Kardashian’s boobs are all up in your face in the latest issue of GQ. 

But, there’s something odd about this particular picture. We can’t tell where the boob ends and the arm begins.

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Kim picked up the Woman of the Year award at the GQ bash in London during the week. She was wearing clothes. They looked like bubble wrap, but she was wearing them. Sad Kanye just looked sad.

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Kate Moss has spent £100k for a flashing neon sign bearing her own name. 

What?

Apparently London neon artist Chris Bracey was called upon to make the piece, which is now in her front room, blinding guests and chewing up electricity. (Mirror)

"Turn on the neon lads, Naomi's coming over" AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

Be right back, just off to Ikea to knock up our own bargain version for the DailyEdge.ie Towers bogs.

And the rest of the day’s celeb filth…

• Look at Rita Ora‘s new post-Calvin Harris boyfriend (3am) 
• Read all about Brad and Ange‘s wedding chateau (People)
• Andy Murray isn’t too sure about his mam’s dancing abilities (Daily Mail)
• Is Miley Cyrus covering Leonard Cohen? (The Guardian)
• Courtney Love is having a go at Billy Corgan (Rolling Stone)