HEY! IT’S OCTOBER already. And you know what that means – time is relentlessly marching on. Oh, and it’s sexy Halloween costume season!
Unfortunately, men are not very well-served in the sexy costumes department (we wonder why) so these costumes are mostly for women. You’re going to have to use your imagination to get sexy this Halloween, lads!
1. Sexy Pregnant Kylie Jenner
Sorry, excuse us, ‘Reality Star In The Making’. Those copyright laws, eh?
2. Sexy Border Patrol Agent
Unfortunately, this costume has been removed from sale. Can’t imagine why.
3. Sexy Mother of Dragons
How we imagine the conversation about the making of this costume went: “The extremely beautiful Daenerys Targaryen from the extremely nudity-friendly show Game of Thrones is simply not sexy enough. We need MORE SEXY.”
4. Sexy Pikachu
A miniature tie, braces, an abundance of fishnet, arm warmers, a baseball cap… What was it that Coco Chanel once said about accessorising? “When sexualising a cartoon animal, take off the last thing you put on.” That was it.
5. Sexy Eleven From Stranger Things
OK but this character is an actual child. Don’t be at that.
6. Sexy Rey from Star Wars
Rey: The tough, clever lead of the new Star Wars movies, a probable Jedi, a breakthrough for women’s representation in fil- oh, never mind.
7. Sexy Beast
Oh we didn’t forget you completely, boys. The only downside is that most women will think you’re sexier in the beast costume.
8. Sexy Beast – female edition
If you are a woman who would like to dress up as Sexy Beast this Halloween, please contact us. We have a few questions.
9. Sexy Animaniacs
This is 40% lazy, 60% WTF. We demand more from our Sexy Children’s Cartoon Character costumes.
10. Sexy Grape
When even the model looks sheepish, you know something’s off.
11. Sexy Hugh Hefner
Is there a better way to honour the late Playboy founder? We think not. Honestly.
12. And finally, Sexy Fake News
There is simply no sense to be found in this, so we won’t even try. Happy Halloween!
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