IF YOU THOUGHT sexy costumes had reached their logical end point with Sexy Ebola Nurse, think again.

Sexy PhD Costume – or to give it its full title, Delicious Women’s PhD Sexy Costume – is here. And this is what it looks like:

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The costume is yours for $50 on Amazon. The best thing about it, however, are the reviews.

Sleeves are too short & have no stripes. Costume does not feature a hood. This is a “sexy BA” at best.

- Alyssa Picard

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When I left my nursing job for graduate school, I was so distressed. I mean what was I going to wear? There were plenty of sexy nurse costumes that I could wear to honor my accomplishments in that profession, but after I attained my PhD there was something missing. I was better educated, but not sexy. Until now. Thank you, Delicious Costumes, for filling the void. 

- Mary from MN

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DIPLOMA INCLUDED?!?! Why the hell did I put myself through ten years of grad school!! Lesson learned.

- Charity Crabtree

It’s still available, with free shipping.

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