IRELAND’S INDEPENDENT SHOPS are the only places to be.
1. They don’t mince their words
2. No excuses, just facts
You know yourself.
3. They’re not afraid to mock local dialects
4. They’re honest about what you’re getting
5. But can still spell it out for you
6. They know you know a bargain when you see one
7. But won’t accept any messin
8. A good pun never goes amiss
9. And your intelligence always questioned
10. They’re happy to provide free parking
11. Once you respect the limits
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