SINCE THE DAWN of time, has there ever been a foodstuff more delicious than pizza? Cheese, bread, sauce, and delicious delicious meat, all in one spectacular dish. Damn.
Firstly, let us state – it is in our opinion that loving pizza too much isn’t a bad thing. In fact, it’s a very admirable quality in a person. Well done you.
No one ever asks you what you want to eat, because they already know the answer
PIZZA.
You think pizza is the perfect meal for every occasion, casual or formal
You wish Apache’s Communion Packages were around in your day.
You’re wondering where you can get this bedding
(You can’t – yet. It’s a conceptual design by artist Claire Manganiello. Sorry.)
You have gotten into arguments about what toppings are and are not welcome on a pizza
You’ll fight to the death to defend your right to pineapple-free pizza.
You’re tempted by the pizza cake
You’re the go-to person for pizza recommendations
Because you’ve sampled every single place in town.
Leftover pizza is your favourite breakfast
Brunch? Please. Heated up, or left cold – second-day pizza is simply divine.
Your dream is to order a wagon wheel all for yourself, some day
You’re working up to it.
And this article has you salivating
…Is it too late to get some pizza?
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