SINCE THE DAWN of time, has there ever been a foodstuff more delicious than pizza? Cheese, bread, sauce, and delicious delicious meat, all in one spectacular dish. Damn.

Firstly, let us state – it is in our opinion that loving pizza too much isn’t a bad thing. In fact, it’s a very admirable quality in a person. Well done you.

No one ever asks you what you want to eat, because they already know the answer

PIZZA.

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You think pizza is the perfect meal for every occasion, casual or formal

You wish Apache’s Communion Packages were around in your day.

You’re wondering where you can get this bedding

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(You can’t – yet. It’s a conceptual design by artist Claire Manganiello. Sorry.)

You have gotten into arguments about what toppings are and are not welcome on a pizza

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You’ll fight to the death to defend your right to pineapple-free pizza.

You’re tempted by the pizza cake

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You’re the go-to person for pizza recommendations

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Because you’ve sampled every single place in town.

Leftover pizza is your favourite breakfast

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Brunch? Please. Heated up, or left cold – second-day pizza is simply divine.

Your dream is to order a wagon wheel all for yourself, some day

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You’re working up to it.

And this article has you salivating

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…Is it too late to get some pizza?

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