DON’T WORRY. WE’RE all not quite here yet.
But you just know you’re adulting well when…
1. You invest in an actual razor instead of buying a 12 pack of disposables that will inevitably cut the legs off you
2. Every time you actually use your No. 7 vouchers (what’s rare is wonderful)
3. The times you manage to get your makeup on before you start your daily commute
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4. But if not, when your bus application takes just the amount of time before your stop
5. When you actually managed to do winged eyeliner, on BOTH EYES
6. When you pull off a tight pony tail without looking like it’s painful
7. When your toes and finger nails actually match
8. Just after you shave
9. When you get a good Tesco voucher in the post and set it aside to use in the big shop
10. When you actually do a big shop and get something other than Pringles and wine
11. When you cleanse, tone, and moisturise before bed instead of using a facewipe
The skin, it BREATHES.
12. When your house is freshly cleaned and you have some scented candles lighting
13. Actually cooking something instead of using the microwave again
14. When you’re sipping a fancy cocktail after work that cost about a quarter of your monthly salary
15. Waking up with fresh fake tan to find you didn’t smudge it AT ALL
16. When you say sure feck it, I’m getting a taxi.
17. And finally… when you go to Penneys and only pick up what you went in for
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