ARE WE OKAY? Heart rate easing off slightly?

This was an eventful week of Love/Hate with someone getting whacked and Terence Bigballs returning to the scene.

But it was undoubtedly Siobhan who stole the show. In fact, her shenanigans caused all our stress levels to rise significantly.

How?

Let’s look and see. Spoilers after the matchbox.

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1. For one thing, she should not be going to that funeral.

STAY AWAY, SIOBHAN.

*breathes into paper bag*

2. Her alibis leave a lot to be desired.

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Paulie was sunbathing, was he?

You’re asking to be caught out by Terrence Bigballs, Siobhan. And giving us all heart palpitations in the process.

3. SHE WAS LITERALLY HIDING UNDERNEATH A CARAVAN NOT FEET AWAY FROM A PSYCHOPATH.

Are you trying to kill us, Siobhan?

4. Did she even remember to turn her phone on silent?

Oh God, please say your phone is off. Please say your phone is off.

5. Don’t draw the dog’s attention to you, Siobhan!!!

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For crying out loud, play it cool!!!

6. And just how does she plan on getting home?

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Walking? Hitchhiking? Siobhan, you’re wreaking havoc on our nerves.

7. Do you even have high-vis gear?

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Walking? Hitchhiking? Siobhan, you’re wreaking havoc on our nerves.

8. Don’t be silly. She definitely doesn’t.

The maggot.

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