1.  You would never pass up the opportunity for a nap.

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… Even if it means sacrificing your education.

2. Romance isn’t dead but doing activities together that don’t involve sleep is.

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3. Yeah sessions are good, but have you ever gotten 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep?

4. “What are you getting off Santa this year?!”

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5. Just following in the footsteps of my idols …

6. The sleep-equivalent of hair of the dog.

7. How you sleep on Saturday night after making the decision to not go out and save money.

8. *hits snooze for the fourth time*

9. Homer in bed is a Big Mood.

10. The cycle never ends.

11. The walk of shame …

12. When you’re trying to go to sleep but your room is too hot.

13. “Yes, this floor will do”

http://evilroachindustrial.tumblr.com/post/110147225172/my-requirements-for-sleeping-at-night-is-the#notes

14. Normal services will resume shortly

http://baku.tumblr.com/post/124833711128/due-to-unfortunate-circumstances-i-am-awake

15. “Please don’t tell anyone how I live”

16. “Yeah, I’ve been, like, really busy …”

http://botanize.tumblr.com/post/148532700673