WE’RE STILL REELING over the Toblerone news today.
Nay, we’re SEETHING. Why hasn’t the election been canceled yet, so we can deal with this issue?
It’s yet another disappointment in our lives.
1. Remember when Creme Eggs changed their recipe?
It was a dark, dark day. Cadbury’s chocolate was no longer used on the egg and we all cried a bit.
2. When Quality Street made a bleedin show of us with THIS
Still so fresh in our memories.
3. When Roses in general shrank until we could barely see them?
4. Terry’s chocolate orange isn’t even faithful
These chocolates aint loyal.
The beloved chocolate oranges are now 10 percent smaller.
5. When Smarties lost their e numbers, we lost hope
Oh how we miss you, cardboard tube.
6. Caramel bars will never be the same again
It tasted so much better in the paper wrapping and YOU ALL KNOW IT.
7. Club milks were also destroyed by the treacherous foil seal
They were WAY crunchier and just tasted better out of the foil.
We still wanna join the Club.
8. Milky Bar
Is it just us, or was it way way creamier back in the day?
The Milky Bar kid looks like a little fool now, too.
9. Freddo bars
Not only were they much bigger, they were about 2p.
Down with the Freddo inflation!
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