Saturday 28 December, 2024

Hilarious flight attendant's routine should be mandatory on Ryanair flights

Give this guy a promotion.

IN THE EVENT you haven’t been in an automobile since 1960, flight attendants still have to show you how to fasten a seatbelt.

So begins the hilarious flight safety talk given on a Southwest Airlines trip from San Francisco to Chicago earlier this week.

He goes on for almost five minutes of sass, telling the passengers:

Folks, if you don’t like the jokes or the service today, there are six ways out of this airplane; you feel free to use them.

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Ryanair needs to replace the trumpets with this guy.

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Hilarious flight attendant's routine should be mandatory on Ryanair flights

15 signs you are a seasoned Ryanair veteran>

Ryanair is getting rid of the landing trumpets>