LAST NIGHT THE UK’s heatwave meant it was a bumper evening for lightning flashes.
LIGHTNING flashes. Not ‘lightening’ flashes. Are you listening, Twitter?
‘Lightening’, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is…
A drop in the level of the womb during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages on the pelvis.
Which frankly gives a new level of meaning to these tweets:
Mad indeed.
And the burns, they came thick and fast…
(Unfortunate shortening of the word ‘though’, though).
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