YOU SEE SOME horror shows on Daft.ie. They want €800 a month for THAT?

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This property for sale has popped up on Daft today, and it sounds like a bit of a bargain. The address is 666 Kill Lane, Foxrock, Dublin 18.

We know what you’re thinking – what a lovely area.

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The description explains:

Built in 1868, 666 Kill Lane is a charming 13 bed, 0 bath detached house in Foxrock featuring everything you would want in a home. Convenient location, spacious bedrooms, spiral staircases, and ample parking. The price has been slashed many times.

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No bathrooms? What?

It’s haunted, but it’s grand. Many families have lived here throughout the years and they have surely left their mark. Upon entering the house, you can figuratively and literally feel the presence of the past occupants. The occasional knocking and tapping on the walls ensures that you will never feel alone.

It’s haunted, but it’s grand. Perhaps the most Irish sentence ever uttered.

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They also say there’s no need to close the doors, as “they will slam for you”.

There’s a few slight downsides to this home though. Red water comes out of the taps, it’s close to Dean’s Grange Cemetery, and the neighbours aren’t great.

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Worst of all, it’s not actually for sale. Shocker. We can dream.

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