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Friday 27 December, 2024
Friday 27 December, 2024
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16 horrifying sunburn patterns to avoid during this heatwave
FIRST OFF, LET’S just be clear. Don’t get sunburned. It’s dangerous. (And – almost more importantly – it won’t turn to tan.)
We Irish are a pasty race. And when the weather gets good (it’s supposed to be 25 degrees this week!) we like to shed our clothes and dash outside.
Avoid these consequences.
1. The ‘My Crocs, My Rules’
2. The ‘Reverse Wifebeater’
3. The ‘Forever Alone’
4. The ‘Neapolitan’
5. The ‘Knicker Tattoo’
6. The ‘Elastoblast’
7. The ‘Builder’s Tramp Stamp’
8. The ‘Giving It Socks’
9. The ‘Bikini Classic’
10. The ‘Fell Asleep Eating Cereal’
11. The ‘Out Cold Droopyhand’
12. The ‘Yesterday’s Neckline’
13. The ‘Hipsters On Tour’
14. The ‘Full-Body Extreme Discomfort’
15. The ‘Full-Body Extreme Discomfort (Facial Expression Edition)’
16. And The ‘Reverse Baseball’
(Actually, his has turned to tan. Result.)
For more information on how to protect your skin in the sun, go here.
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