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Taylor Swift's squad all wrote deeply embarrassing (and eerily similar) messages for her birthday
YESTERDAY TAYLOR SWIFT celebrated her 27th birthday.
And while her big day may have been overshadowed by her arch nemeiss Kanye West’s meeting with Donald Trump and her best friend Ed Sheeran’s cryptic tweeted, her squad did their utmost to make her feel special.
How, you ask? By posting gushing messages on Instagram lauding Taylor Swift for being ‘inspirational,’ ‘incredible,’ and ‘generous,’ while also being careful to pepper the posts with relatable tidbits about her fondness for baking and dance parties.
It was all a little… much.
Martha Hunt kicked things off with a post praising Taylor for her ‘resilience’ and ‘passion for life’.
But she was also careful to mention Taylor’s love of dancing and their late-night girly chats, a recurring theme in these posts.
Lily Aldridge, meanwhile, decided to play the “HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS” card.
But she also got that sneaky dance mention in there ;)
Unfortunately, Karlie Kloss and Lily Aldridge did not consult one another before sharing their posts, which meant that both referred to Taylor as their ‘partner-in-crime’.
No mention of dancing from Karlie, though :(
Gigi Hadid’s message was a little more measured if you discount her liberal use of exclamation marks.
Sidenote: are Taylor Swift’s friends legally required to mention how inspired they are by her? Can they not just fill their birthday messages with inside jokes like normal people?
Number of adjectives Ruby Rose uses to describe Taylor Swift: 5
Like Gigi Hadid, Todrick Hall decided to make a big song and dance about how inspirational Taylor is.
“Every time I’m with you I leave challenging myself to be a better me.”
Christ.
Thankfully, Kennedy Rayé was on hand to hammer the, “She loves to dance and cook” point home again. Phew.
While also noting how lucky she was to be friends with Taylor.
Seriously, though – ow many dance partners does Taylor Swift have? Because Chloe Winter Keslinger (we don’t know either) is also professing to be one.
I’m beginning to think Taylor Swift’s publicist sent a memo to the squad before they wrote the messages.
Her’s Fifth Harmony’s Camila Cabelo mentioning the fabled dance parties again.
Like…………………..
To her credit, Jaime King refused to write about baking brownies or whatever, and kept her message simple.
As did poor Lily Donaldson
The best birthday greeting, though? That would be Kevin Costner’s birthday wish to the “one and only” Taylor Swift
Oh Kevin. So thirsty.
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