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16 people who just listened to Taylor Swift's new album and are NOT OKAY

RIP Swifties everywhere.
9.24am, 28 Oct 2014
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TAYLOR SWIFT FANS, or Swifties, as they like to be known, aren’t coping well with recent developments.

The popstar released her new album, 1989 yesterday after a long wait and it’s predicted to sell 900,000 copies in the first week.

But they couldn’t have predicted these sinister side-effects.

1. It literally got people pregnant. LITERALLY

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4. But it was still better than the amount who were dead before they could listen to it properly. RIP them

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8. For those who survived, the reviews are in

9. It’s suitable to listen to in all circumstances

10. It’s all just too much

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15. Still, some people were embarrassed to be so into it

16. Others, not so much

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