IF YOU HAVEN’T been to Teddy’s before a walk down Dún Laoghaire pier, you’re simply not a true Dub.

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You’re also INSANE, because it’s universally known that Teddy’s is the finest ice cream in the land. They should achieve protected status, here’s why:

1. Their 99 is basically perfection

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Have you ever seen something so perfect?

2. The sprinkles are sourced from unicorns and rainbows, so we hear

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3. It is literally the only time that queueing is worth it

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4. Their syrup makes grown men weep

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5. While we don’t encourage you to mess with perfection, you can’t go wrong with a few marshmallows

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It’s like EATING A CLOUD.

6. Teddy’s you are beautiful

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TFW an ice cream is prettier than you.

7. Whether you get a cone or a scoop, you know it’s Teddy’s

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8. They literally bring families and friends together

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9. It’s the damn HOME OF THE 99

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Take your imposters elsewhere.

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