EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#MEAN GIRL Oh Lindsay, you really know how to cut to the very core of us.

We know you’re in Brazil because someone took a picture of you sitting under a table at a club. (The Hollywood Gossip)

Then you went and tweeted this, not on April Fools Day, but on the morning of 2 April (although, to be fair, you may have still been on 1 April time):

And then you delete it and tweet:

April Fools. Where’s everyone’s sense of humour?

And THEN you delete that. What are you trying to do to us?

#TELL ME YOU LIKE MY HAT Tom Cruise is in Dublin today to promote his new film Oblivion and to receive a certificate of Irish authenticity (or something) from the Department of Foreign Affairs.

You see, it turns out Cruiser has roots in Roscommon and Dublin (can you hear the champagne corks popping over in The Gathering offices?).

The Oblivion premiere will take place at the Savoy this evening, and the actor is also set to appear on the Late Late Show on Friday. It’s a shame Pat Kenny won’t be presenting, it would have been a touching reunion.

Please, for the love of all that is holy let him jump on the couch. Tubbers won’t know where to look.

#PUT THE MESSAGE IN THE BOX Brian Kennedy is asking everyone to chill out after he had a go at Hardy Bucks on Twitter.

The Viper responded with a pretty accurate version of Kennedy’s song “Put The Message in the Box”, which really got us thinking about just how ridiculous the lyrics are.

Kennedy retweeted The Viper’s video and then said:

Calm your jets..a difference of opinion makes the world go round, not end! Loving the passion though. Xx

And now you will be singing “put the message in the box, put the box into the car” ad infinitum for the rest if the day.

You, my friends, are welcome.

Brian’s most recent selfie. More please Brian. More. (Twitter)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• If you watch Teen Mom (and if you don’t, you are missing out), you might have an opinion about this hoo-haa surrounding a topless 3-year-old (The Stir)
• Harry from McFly has been diagnosed with a heart condition after too much exercising. We don’t feel so bad about that couch surfing now (Daily Mail)
• Rihanna is only after going and slapping Michael Cera (Mirror)
• Bradley Cooper has a perm. A PERM. (People)
• Speaking of Bradley Cooper, the luminous Jennifer Lawrence is still luminous (Perez Hilton)

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