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#NOT LIKE THAT YOU AREN’T: Rihanna is in big trouble with her mam because she keeps posting naked photos of herself on Instagram. You are NOT going out on social media like that young lady.

Rihanna didn’t say if she was grounded or not, but told Elle UK:

My mother, I’m terrified of her. She called me two days ago and reeled me in about two naked pictures [my friend] Melissa put up on Instagram [...] She went crazy on me.

So anyway, she responded by posting a pic of herself hanging around the bathroom in thigh-high leather boots and very small knickers. I HATE YOU MUM. (ONTD)

Are you going to put a jumper on over that Rihanna? (Instagram/badgalriri)

#TAY-TAY: Taylor Swift LOVES her fans. We know, because she threw a private concert for like, 12 of them to launch her new single. So why was a giant box of her unopened fan mail found in a Nashville dumpster?

In the words of local Kylee Francescan, who came across the letters as she was recycling some newspapers:

I was like, well that’s weird, and I looked and there were hundreds of letters to Taylor Swift, and I was like ‘Oh my gosh.’ I didn’t know if they were stolen [or] discarded, so I threw them in a box. And I’m like, ‘Somebody needs to let Taylor know.’

A spokesperson for Swift’s management told WKRN-TV that it was possible “a small batch of mail that was supposed to be delivered to Taylor was accidentally put with letters headed for the recycling centre”. Morto.

This letter says Taylor is “very beautiful and cute”. She’ll be gutted to have missed out on reading it. (Screen grab via WKRN)

#POPEWATCH: AC Slater from Saved By The Bell – OK, fine, Mario Lopez – is on Popewatch. He’s SO EXCITED about a new Pope. (#Catholic.)

So we’re assuming this is what he’s going to do when the new Pope is announced. Can. Not. Wait.

YouTube/benshawver

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Lady Gaga has a golden wheelchair after hip surgery. Because she can. (Daily Beast)
• Nicole Scherzinger wishes she was more slutty. (HuffPo)
• Ken Barlow from Corrie has a psychic dog. (Mirror)
• Justin Bieber said he’s been behaving badly because he’s been working out every morning. (Mirror)
• Victoria Beckham makes her kids do times tables over breakfast. (The Sun)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Josh Duhamel dresses up as Taylor Swift (and nails it)>