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16 things that everyone else does too

We’re onto you.

1. Runs up the stairs in the dark

Everyone knows you’re safe once you get to the top.

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2. Writes “this is a nice pen” with a new pen

Or their name. Seventeen times.

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3. Tries to carry 7 heavy plastic bags in one go, rather than make two trips to the car

Think of all those precious seconds and calories saved.

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4. Drops their phone on their face in bed

You might even do it while reading this article.

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5. Loves when there’s a bit of powder left at the end of a Cup-A-Soup

It’s just so tasty.

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6. This, when they’re caught staring at someone

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7. Deletes their whole password after typing one letter wrong

And then you type it wrong twice more, just to really get your rage up.

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8. Panics when Word asks “do you want to save changes” even though you didn’t make any changes

What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

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9. Imagines themselves performing their favourite song to an adoring audience

In this scenario you’ve also become a master at guitar/piano.

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10. Laughs instead of asking someone to repeat something a second time

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11. Makes faces at babies when nobody’s looking

“I’m making faces at you baby, and there’s nothing you can do about it”.

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12. Panics when the baby starts crying

“Oh NO. Walk away quickly but calmly. QUICKLY BUT CALMLY”.

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13. Buys a cinema ticket, then forgets where they’ve put it when they get to the ticket checker

It was literally just in your hand.

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14. Looks in every drawer and press when they check into a hotel room

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15. Puts off listening to voicemails

Enough with the voicemails. NOTHING is that important.

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16. Tries to tickle themselves, after reading that they can’t tickle themselves

You’re trying this right now, aren’t you?

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