YOU AREN’T ALONE.
1. Sounding out these spellings
Wed-ness-day.
Feb-ru-ary.
2. Having to go through the whole alphabet to see what come after a letter
3. Taking a bad parking spot instead of going to the effort of a tight manoeurve
4. Dating college and schoolwork back a few days so your teacher didn’t know you did it last minute
5. Making sure you have something ready to watch before making food
What will you DO while eating?
6. Setting alarms like this
So you know how long you have left to sleep.
7. Looking at your phone for the time, putting it down, and immediately forgetting the time
8. Smiling at dogs and babies when you pass them on the street
But not their owners or parents. WHY?
9. Saying sorry when someone bumps into YOU
10. Turning down music when you get lost in the car
11. Doing a little run across the road when a car lets you go
12. Imagining you’re in a music video on the bus
13. Marking right from left by using your right hand
14. Throwing the food box into bin but having to take it out again to check cooking instructions
Each. Damn. Time.
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