WE’RE A JOLLY people, but we do love a moan. Frequently about the same things over and over again.
For, there are certain things we just can’t abide. Things like these:
People who don’t stand their round
Inexcusable.
The Late Late Show
However, we love giving out about it.
Politicians
The rain
The heat
The snow
American chocolate
Awful shite.
Foreign tea
A bad pint
The NCT
Public transport
Again, we love giving out about it.
Chips in a fry
Unacceptable.
People who boast about how expensive things are
Now a bargain, that’s something to boast about.
The Leaving cert
Weak tea
Last orders
The budget
People thinking we are part of the UK
Referees
Most of the time…
Ryanair
A draught
‘Will you close over that door and shut out the draught!’
People calling St. Patrick’s Day St. Patty’s Day
What have we missed?
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