1. This woman lounging around as if she’s at home on the sofa

Make yourself at home, why don’t you?

2. This guy who seems to think it’s acceptable to kick back and put your feet up

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3. And this guy who decided to give himself a little foot massage

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4. Or this guy who thought it was appropriate to tend to his toenails

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5. This woman who broke the rule of “no eating eggs on public transport”

6. And this couple who committed an even greater sin and ate egg and tuna

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*wretches*

7. Your hair is lovely and all, but get it out of lap or I’m calling the guards.

8. This person who was so considerate, he decided that his bags deserved a seat each

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In fairness, his bags look wrecked.

9. Ah, that person on every bus/train that insists on playing music from their speaker

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Thanks! Our commute wouldn’t be complete without you.

10. Not forgetting all the gentlemen who are guilty of #manspreading

No, please. Feel free to have some of my seat.

11. Bringing a guitar to Electric Picnic? Bad. Bringing a guitar on the train? Infinitely worse.

12. And then there’s this man whose behaviour defies explanation, really.

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