EARLIER TODAY, FÁILTE Ireland named Tralee as the best large tourism town in the whole country.

And it’s hard to disagree:

1. Because being beside the water is heaven

2. And you’ll always have the mountains in the distance

3. There are always characters around the place for visitors to meet

4. And sights to be seen

5. Even when there is rain, it will soon pass and leave you with this view

6. Which is probably worth the wet

7. The old bridges have all the history in Tralee

8. You’ll see the local sights too

9. Around every corner there will be a country view to die for

10. Over the water as well

11. The golf courses aren’t bad at all

12. You’d almost stay for the mountains alone

13. The fairy lights in the town centre are A+

14. The flowers outside the pubs would make you want a pint

15. You well deserve this honour

16. You have it all

17. Ah Tralee, you absolute ride

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