1. Nobody can afford anywhere to live

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2. Even MiWadi is priced at gourmet levels

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3. And you can get stuck in a yacht jam

4. Probably on your way to buy this

5. Parking your helicopter is a total ‘mare

6. Gerald Kean and Lisa Murphy are a thing again

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7. Conversations like this are a reality

8. Supermarkets are actually raising prices to attract customers

9. But look, a rising tide lifts all boats

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10. Even the graffiti is middle-class now

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11. The headlines would raise your blood pressure

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12. *throbbing*

13. The world is in love with Ireland again. We’re even on Countdown.

14. Dublin’s giant new ‘Nespresso Boutique’ doesn’t sell coffee…

… it sells ‘Grands Crus’.

15. Not that you’d be drinking them anyway. What is this, 2007?

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16. Even the smallest purchases will send you to the cash machine

17. Oh.

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18. But on the plus side, at least small businesses are taking advantage of the recovery

Enjoy it everyone!