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19 tweets everyone who drinks vodka will relate to

I will arise now and buy a naggin.

VODKA. SO CRUEL, so tempting, so delicious.

Just know, you’re not alone.

1. When you finally find the perfect vodka cocktail

My favorite drink is "Wow! There's alcohol in that? I'll be able to drink several of those".
— sara (@SomthinBoutSara) July 20, 2014

sara / Twitter

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Wake me when they find free-flowing vodka on Mars.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) September 28, 2015

Dan Savage / Twitter

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Vodka…deleting memories since…uhh…
— Roger Bishop (@rogertheriter) August 13, 2013

Roger Bishop / Twitter

4. Why do we even drink it, really?

My life: *drinks vodka* *gags* "ugh i hate vodka" *drinks vodka*
— brandan 🐝 (@OMFGITSOSCAR) January 2, 2016

OSCAR WYLDE / Twitter

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1. Vodka is made from potatoes.
2. Potatoes are vegetables.
3. Vegetables are good for you.
4. You're welcome!
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) September 16, 2014

caprice crane / Twitter

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9. Thank God for small mercies

If they made #taco flavored #vodka I’d be dead in an hour.
— random thoughts シ (@blackfly013) December 4, 2015

random thoughts シ / Twitter

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Story with when someone says they're an avid fan of vodka like they're a connoisseur and don't just drink €6 naggins of Huzzar
— Tom Quinn (@hotline_quinn) March 2, 2016

Tom Quinn / Twitter

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me: i dont know how to socialize

vodka: worry no more
— My Drunk Story (@TheDrunkStory) February 25, 2016

My Drunk Story / Twitter

13. That stomach works in mysterious ways

I can literally down vodka straight yet gag and feel physically sick drinking dissolved tablets
— Ashleigh Keenan🌸 (@AshleighKeenan) August 24, 2015

Ashleigh Keenan / Twitter

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Cant drink coke now without tasting vodka I think im tainted for life
— vadazzled (@darrensmith1506) January 15, 2013

vadazzled / Twitter

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Dad: "Dju want anything when I'm down at the shop?"
Me: "Naggin of Vodka hahaha"
Dad: pic.twitter.com/H6aGhWNXii
— Leslie (@LeslieHealyRae) December 26, 2015

LeSLAY / Twitter

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I will arise and go now and go to Dunnes and a naggin of vodka buy there
— W. B. Yeats (@DailyYeats) December 11, 2015

W. B. Yeats / Twitter

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19 tweets everyone who drinks vodka will relate to

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