
NUFFIELD OXFORD TRIUMPHED in last night’s University Challenge – but nobody cared because Alexander Gard-Murray was in the house.
Everyone was obsessed and intrigued by him
He looked like about four actors rolled into one student
Most pegged him for Johnny Depp
The Dracula version, that is
Or just a period drama star
He was universally acknowledged to be a bit of a ride
He’s been in the movies, definitely
Gary Oldman might have played him though
Gard-Murray is the hero we didn’t know we needed in our lives
The whole world wants to see more
He could even play a villain
Gard-Murray for life.
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