TONIGHT, TV3 WILL air Bear Grylls: Mission Survive, a six-part series in which six celebrities take to the wilderness with Bear Grylls and are presumably made very uncomfortable.

Dame Kelly Holmes, Jamelia, Max George (The Wanted) and Mike Tindall are among the famous names taking part.

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Also taking part?

Former Fade Street star Vogue Williams.

Here’s Vogue gazing off into the distance and silently cursing herself for agreeing to take part in this.

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Here’s Vogue with an almost comical amount of muck caked all over her face/neck.

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And here’s Vogue drinking her own wee from a flask.

Get it into ya, Cynthia

So that happened.

:( :( :(

‘Tis a far cry from drinking lattes on Fade Street.

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Here’s the trailer for tonight’s show in which Bear Grylls warns that “if you can’t learn fast in the wild, you die”.

Very chill.

You can watch Vogue drink her own wee on TV3 tonight at 9pm.

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