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Not technically a bar, but still the correct way to enjoy this genre of chocolate that you may not have heard about. The ‘system’ doesn’t want you to know the true joy that is a packet of white and a packet of dairy chocolate buttons sandwiched together to make one delicious yin yang of taste.
First, tease the tea. Dip it in, leave it a bit, then take it out and empty it of the melted chocolate. Repeat with the second layer, and so on. As you reach the climax, the last bit of chocolate will fall into the tea and give you the perfect last sup.
Saturday 23 November, 2024
Saturday 23 November, 2024
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10 chocolate bars you're eating ALL WRONG
DON’T LET ANYONE tell you that the correct way to eat a chocolate bar is to bite into it. They have no joy in their lives. Instead…
1. Nibble the chocolate off the sides of a Club Milk
As this is the only way to take maximum enjoyment from a purple Snack.
2. A Twix tea straw will get you through the worst of times
This works well with most bars, we also recommend a Penguin.
3. Make button sandwiches
Not technically a bar, but still the correct way to enjoy this genre of chocolate that you may not have heard about. The ‘system’ doesn’t want you to know the true joy that is a packet of white and a packet of dairy chocolate buttons sandwiched together to make one delicious yin yang of taste.
4. Malteaser milk
Drink a glass of milk with Malteasers in it, and eat them after. It’s a win win, chocolate milk, and moist, dissolving Malteasers.
5. Eat Kit kats from the top down
Controversial, but try eating it THIS way, to give yourself a real thrill.
Someone calm us down.
6. Dip Dairy Milk into tea and suck it
First, tease the tea. Dip it in, leave it a bit, then take it out and empty it of the melted chocolate. Repeat with the second layer, and so on. As you reach the climax, the last bit of chocolate will fall into the tea and give you the perfect last sup.
7. Top off a Kinder Bueno and lick out in the insides
Self-explanatory really.
8. Strip a Milky way to its nougat
That floppy nougat is the real prize, and tastes so much better on its own after a stomach of chocolate
9. Nibble the Crunchie
Slowly strip the Crunchie of its chocolate, and suck the honeycomb until it dissolves.
Is anyone else starting to feel a bit dirty?
10. Save the animals from the Animal bars
You HAVE to eat the chocolate around the little figures so the animals are left intact. It’s a rule.
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