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10 chocolate bars you're eating ALL WRONG

Start doing it right.

DON’T LET ANYONE tell you that the correct way to eat a chocolate bar is to bite into it. They have no joy in their lives. Instead…

1. Nibble the chocolate off the sides of a Club Milk

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As this is the only way to take maximum enjoyment from a purple Snack.

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2. A Twix tea straw will get you through the worst of times

This works well with most bars, we also recommend a Penguin.

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3. Make button sandwiches

Not technically a bar, but still the correct way to enjoy this genre of chocolate that you may not have heard about. The ‘system’ doesn’t want you to know the true joy that is a packet of white and a packet of dairy chocolate buttons sandwiched together to make one delicious yin yang of taste.

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4. Malteaser milk

Drink a glass of milk with Malteasers in it, and eat them after. It’s a win win, chocolate milk, and moist, dissolving Malteasers.

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5. Eat Kit kats from the top down

Controversial, but try eating it THIS way, to give yourself a real thrill.

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Someone calm us down.

6. Dip Dairy Milk into tea and suck it

First, tease the tea. Dip it in, leave it a bit, then take it out and empty it of the melted chocolate. Repeat with the second layer, and so on. As you reach the climax, the last bit of chocolate will fall into the tea and give you the perfect last sup.

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7. Top off a Kinder Bueno and lick out in the insides

Self-explanatory really.

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8. Strip a Milky way to its nougat

That floppy nougat is the real prize, and tastes so much better on its own after a stomach of chocolate

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9. Nibble the Crunchie

Slowly strip the Crunchie of its chocolate, and suck the honeycomb until it dissolves.

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Is anyone else starting to feel a bit dirty?

10. Save the animals from the Animal bars

You HAVE to eat the chocolate around the little figures so the animals are left intact. It’s a rule.

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