8 weird phobias you almost certainly have

Yes, you.

The fear of relatives. Who DOESN’T fear their relatives?

The fear of school, or as some call it, “childhood”.

The fear of clowns. I mean, come on.

The fear of defecation. This applies to us all in the office. WHAT IF SOMEONE COMES IN?

Fear of long words. The kind of word you start using to impress someone, and then halfway through realise you can’t remember how to finish it.

The fear of smells. Certain smells, anyway.

The fear of daylight. As experienced by all human beings on Saturday mornings.

The fear of being watched by a duck.

OK, you didn’t have it before.

But do you have it…. NOW?

Yep, thought so.

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