1. Syngenesophobia
The fear of relatives. Who DOESN’T fear their relatives?
2. Didaskaleinophobia
The fear of school, or as some call it, “childhood”.
3. Coulrophobia
The fear of clowns. I mean, come on.
4. Rhypophobia
The fear of defecation. This applies to us all in the office. WHAT IF SOMEONE COMES IN?
5. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Fear of long words. The kind of word you start using to impress someone, and then halfway through realise you can’t remember how to finish it.
6. Olfactophobia
The fear of smells. Certain smells, anyway.
7. Phengophobia
The fear of daylight. As experienced by all human beings on Saturday mornings.
8. Anatidaephobia
The fear of being watched by a duck.
OK, you didn’t have it before.
But do you have it…. NOW?
Yep, thought so.
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