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9 of the all-time weirdest reasons to fancy someone

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Feb 13th 2013, 1:19 PM 34,783 Views 28 Comments

OK, now imagine there was more dirt.

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OH, SURE. Horses for courses. Different strokes for different folks. Life’s rich tapestry, etc etc etc.

Sometimes, frankly there’s just no excuse.

Presenting nine of the all-time weirdest qualities people – real people – have described as ‘turn ons’.

(Feel free to add your own in the comments, you weirdos.)

1. The fact that they are dead

Or just look dead. Whatever.

2. The fact that they are alive

3. Poor personal hygiene and/or life decisions

4. “Big Vainy Hands”

Um.

5. Openly flaunting their royal heritage

6. Free internet potential!

7. This footwear choice

Always.

8. Frontage

OK, this actually makes perfect sense.

9. The Wonder Years

YouTube

Um, whatever.

Got any weird ones yourself? Let us know in the comments. (Within reason.)

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9 of the all-time weirdest reasons to fancy someone