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What Kind Of Parent Will You Be?

Are you ready?

Mar 15th 2015, 11:00 PM 14,665 Views 7 Comments

KIND

1. Pick a pair of shoes

NewBalance.com
theeccoshoesoutlet.com
2. Pick a film
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Annie

American Pie
Empire Records
3. Choose a baby name
Flickr
Sarah
Fiach

Ava
Patrick
4. Choose a parenting method

5. Is it okay to fart loudly in front of your friends?
Yes
No
6. Is it ok to fart loudly in front of strangers?
Yes
No
7. How does this picture make you feel?
Men Daily
Anxious
Amused

Vengeful
"Where's my camera?"
8. Pick a telly mam
Marge Simpson
Skylar from Breaking Bad

Lorelai Gilmore
Lois from Malcolm in the Middle
9. Pick a telly dad
The dad from The Wonder Years
Phil from Modern Family

Miley Byrne
Jaime Lannister
10. Do you want to have kids?
Kids Venture
Yes
No
11. Are you sure?
Humour Sharing
Yes
No
Answer all the questions to see your result!
q107
You scored out of !
You'll be the embarrassing dad
Even if you're a woman, you're still going to be the embarrassing dads of mams. Wearing your slippers to the shops, telling dad jokes, mortifying your kids in front of boyfriends/girlfriends. You will live a happy life.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You'll be the sound parent
Something's been siphoned off from the drinks cabinet? You'll turn a blind eye. Your kid wants to go to a gig? You'll facilitate it. You're so sound.
Share your result:
Etsy
You scored out of !
You'll be the hipster parent
You'll be buying tiny organic babygros and being borderline insufferable about making your own hummus for little Fia and Odhran.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You'll be the Billie Barry parent
You already have designs on your kid banging out a few tunes on the Late Late Toy Show in ten years time. Start investing in tap shoes.
Share your result:
Flickr
You scored out of !
You'll be the dream parent
Everyone will want to come to your house for dinner. You'll read lovely books to your children every night and make buns and help your kids grow strawberries. Stuff like that.
Share your result:

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