What Percent Mess Are You?

Question

1. Do you have a specific laundry day, or do you just do it when it becomes extremely necessary?

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Answer 1

Laundry day

Answer 2

Extremely necessary

Answer 3

You thought you were OK, but last night hit you like a slap in the face at 1pm and now you NEED your bed.

Answer 4

A bit 'tired', but you'll survive.

Answer 5

Fine. You had a couple of drinks and got home just after midnight.

Answer 6

You're gripped by a truly terrible hangover, the paranoid kind. Can everyone else see it too?

Answer 7

A few, mostly for things you've been meaning to return.

Answer 8

Oh lord. Who knows

Answer 9

One or two. No harm

Answer 10

I get my five...a week? Better than nothing.

Answer 11

I buy them with great intentions but leave them to fester and die in my fridge. Oops.

Answer 12

Immediately

Answer 13

The next day

Answer 14

See if you can email instead. If you can't, you leave it until you can summon up the willpower to call - so maybe in a week?

Answer 15

Three weeks after it became an issue

Answer 16

Sob, because there is far too much to be cleared away before she arrives and you are so ashamed

Answer 17

Check that you have enough milk and teabags.

Answer 18

Light a candle to rid the place of that Grim Rental House Pong.

Answer 19

Give the floor a sweep and wipe down the counters in the kitchen.

Answer 20

Is the chipper still open? Then chipper.

Answer 21

A bowl of cereal. Fast and easy.

Answer 22

It's grand, you made a big batch of chilli in the slow cooker earlier in the week.

Answer 23

You make a quick pasta dish out of stuff you had in the fridge.

Answer 24

Piss about on the internet all day.

Answer 25

Go for a good walk somewhere, then brunch.

Answer 26

Lounge in front of the TV, taking regular tea-breaks.

Answer 27

Shop, even though payday is but a blip on the horizon.

Answer 28

Once in a blue moon

Answer 29

Oh I'd never do that