ENYA IS BASICALLY amazing, and the Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo ad only served to remind us of this.
Thus, we provide a letter that can only hope to explain why we love her.
Dear Enya,
You soothe our heads when we’re feeling fragile
Who doesn’t feel relaxed listening to your dulcet tone?
You live in a big castle so are basically a real life princess
You’re so great, roses spontaneously flourish in your presence
You’re probably totally into Christmas and wouldn’t shame us all for getting excited about it in November
You’ll always humour your fans by posing with their weird art
You’re nice to them, but not too nice
You won a GRAMMY. Represent
You’re probably really smart and have an honorary degree from NUI Maynooth
There you are, reading massive books by candle-light on your throne
You’ve stuck Ireland out despite the horrible weather
You don’t annoy us with Twitter rants, feuds or any sort of social media… or any social thing, at all. Are you even real?
You fly to Donegal every year to sing at midnight mass and frankly, you’re like a female Santa
You’re the best
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