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A love letter to Ireland's queen, Enya

Enya, you are the best.

ENYA IS BASICALLY amazing, and the Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo ad only served to remind us of this.

Thus, we provide a letter that can only hope to explain why we love her.

Dear Enya,

You soothe our heads when we’re feeling fragile

Who doesn’t feel relaxed listening to your dulcet tone?

Source: Warner Bros Records

You live in a big castle so are basically a real life princess

enya1 Source: Google Maps

You’re so great, roses spontaneously flourish in your presence

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You’re probably totally into Christmas and wouldn’t shame us all for getting excited about it in November

MUSIC ENYA Source: AP/Press Association Images

You’ll always humour your fans by posing with their weird art

MUSIC ENYA Source: AP/Press Association Images

You’re nice to them, but not too nice

enya8 Source: AP/Press Association Images

You won a GRAMMY. Represent

Grammy Awards Press Room Source: AP/Press Association Images

You’re probably really smart and have an honorary degree from NUI Maynooth

National University of Ireland honours Source: PA Archive/Press Association Images

There you are, reading massive books by candle-light on your throne

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You’ve stuck Ireland out despite the horrible weather

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You don’t annoy us with Twitter rants, feuds or any sort of social media… or any social thing, at all. Are you even real?

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You fly to Donegal every year to sing at midnight mass and frankly, you’re like a female Santa

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You’re the best

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Love,

Ireland, and the wider world

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