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This woman's Twitter story about taking a poo in her date's house is absolutely mortifying
GOING TO THE toilet at someone’s house on a first date is a minefield.
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What if you make noise? What if you make a mess? What if you’re in there way too long? Or, what if, your actual nightmare comes true and the toilet refuses to flush after you’ve dropped the kids off at the pool?
That’s exactly what happened to Twitter user @_blotty, and she’s here to tell the tale to both warn and entertain us all.
Thank you for your service, blotty.
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God bless us, everyone.
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