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Bindis are on their way to becoming as ubiquitous as the flower crown. Watch out.
4. Sitting on a tall lad’s shoulders
Look at Laura Whitmore there! Guilty as sin.
Sam Boal / Photocall Ireland
Sam Boal / Photocall Ireland / Photocall Ireland
If there isn’t already a tall boyfriend or pal on the scene, the formula for finding one is always the same:
Notice tall lad
Commence flirting with tall lad
Shortly persuade tall lad to put you on his shoulders
Look on as everyone else curses both of your existences
5. Screaming for their friends
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It’s 7am and you’ve just managed to get an hour’s kip. Then, all of a sudden, from the depths of the campsite: “Maaaeeeeve. MMMMMAAAAAAEEEVEEE! MAAEEEVE! WHERE ARE YOU?”
Eardrum-bursting at the best of times, but on a festival Sunday morning? NOPE.
6. Complaining about the mud
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We all knew it was coming. But for some reason, some people are just never prepared for it.
Saturday 23 November, 2024
Saturday 23 November, 2024
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10 ways women are The Worst at music festivals
THERE’S SOMETHING about music festivals that really brings out the worst in people. Ladies, what gets into ye at all?
Don’t worry ladies, the lads are in for it next.
1. Skipping the queue for the men’s toilet
Inexcusable in real life, but in festival life, it’s apparently no bother.
2. These
Flower crowns are nearing dangerous levels of festival ubiquity. Cease and desist.
3. These
Bindis are on their way to becoming as ubiquitous as the flower crown. Watch out.
4. Sitting on a tall lad’s shoulders
Look at Laura Whitmore there! Guilty as sin.
If there isn’t already a tall boyfriend or pal on the scene, the formula for finding one is always the same:
5. Screaming for their friends
It’s 7am and you’ve just managed to get an hour’s kip. Then, all of a sudden, from the depths of the campsite: “Maaaeeeeve. MMMMMAAAAAAEEEVEEE! MAAEEEVE! WHERE ARE YOU?”
Eardrum-bursting at the best of times, but on a festival Sunday morning? NOPE.
6. Complaining about the mud
We all knew it was coming. But for some reason, some people are just never prepared for it.
7. Complaining about the cold
Another thing we’re all pretty sure is coming.
This is why we pack ONE HUNDRED DENIER TIGHTS, PEOPLE. It’s the only way.
8. Trying to hang on to the fake tan
It’s just not feasible. Mark our words: one hundred deniers!
9. Willingly showing people their arse cheeks
They’re lovely, but most people would just rather not see them.
10. Taking photos of people on the campsite
No one looks their best on a festival campsite. Reserve the selfies for when we’re actually all dolled up, back at home.
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