1. When you’re at a restaurant and the waiter walks by with someone else’s food
2. When you make a cup of tea only to take the first sip and realise that you forgot to boil the kettle
3. When you’re tagged in photos from an event that happened ages ago and you thought you had gotten away with it
4. When the roof of your mouth is itchy and you don’t know how to scratch it
And it’s all you can think about.
5. Drinking orange juice after you have brushed your teeth
Every damn time.
6. When your toes reach the cold tiled floor after a glorious hot shower
7. Stepping in water with socks on
8. When you’re out in public with a runny nose and there isn’t a tissue in sight
9. Sitting on a warm toilet seat… in a public bathroom
10. Eating pizza and burning the roof of your mouth
11. When you’re in the middle of an exam and you look around to see everyone else is writing apart from you
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