Also had a flatmate who would hide in the garden and watch you through cracks in the bedroom curtains/bathroom window, whispering in German

— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) May 30, 2016

Also in uni lived with blokes who poured beer all over the kitchen floor every night and claimed it was a German tradition

— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) May 30, 2016

Dried his hands on the curtains and threw light bulbs on an open fire to see what would happen.

— Melanie Rees (@MelanieJRees) May 30, 2016

Had a row with his gf, chased her out and the next day EXORCISED THE FLAT WITH HOLY WATER. They didn't even break up.

— John (@JM_Underwood) May 30, 2016

woke up to find flatmate sitting on chair in my room. She said she liked to watch me sleep. #worstflatmatestories

— Clarke (@Clarkeyboy_) May 30, 2016

housemate in uni would wait till someone left a bubble bath filling then go into the bathroom and do a massive, smelly poo.

— Jen Allison (@MsJenAllison) May 30, 2016

after reading the replies I feel very lucky saying I only found a... *sighs* glass of... semen in the kitchen sink.

— Ellen (@ellenfromnowon) May 30, 2016

Didn't pay any rent, faked three break-ins and then disappeared after he shat all over the sofa after a night out.

— Sibley The Best (@Goldfishwars) May 30, 2016