GOING TRICK OR treating as a kid was a joy. Unless you were given this shite.
1. Monkey nuts
Absolutely unforgivable. Please close your door and never open it again.
2. Jelly beans
Not okay, because most of the time they were loose and our mams would take them off us. Heartbreaking.
3. Parma Violets
Do you know what I feel like right now? A teeny tiny packet of sweets that taste and feel like chewing washing tablets.
– no kid, ever.
4. Miscellaneous loose hard boiled sweets
Sorry, did my NAN drop by and fill up your Halloween basket?
5. Fruit
NO. This is 2015.
6. Toffee apples
This is just fruit is disguise.
7. Popcorn
If we wanted popcorn, we’d want a whole bag, not a few wrapped in cling film.
8. Little boxes of raisins
Thank you, helpful neighbor, but now is not the time to be healthy.
9. In fact, fun sized anything
Why are they fun if they’re SO SMALL?
C’mon people. Be THAT house
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