1. When the person in front of you orders an upsetting sandwich combination
“Chicken tikka, egg mayo and sweetcorn, please.” What have I done to witness such an atrocity?
2. When they use a knife that was previously used for butter to spread the mayonnaise
3. When they use so much butter/mayo that it seeps out of the edges of the sandwich
4. When you can see flecks of other food in your desired sandwich filling
Onions in the mayo :( :( :(
5. When they scoop some tuna from the tuna/sweetcorn and it’s clear that it’s just a solid mass
GLOOP.
6. When the ham is sort of just stuffed in there and left hanging out over the edge
You know when you’re packing a suitcase and realise that you can’t zip the bloody thing up? Filling sandwiches is sort of like that.
7. When you get someone who’s stingy with the ingredients
“One miserable slice of ham and one miserable slice of cheese for you. That’ll be €3.50.”
8. When they may an absolute hames of wrapping your wrap
*bundles it all in and hopes for the best*
9. When you have to pay, like, a million euro extra just to get a sprinkling of cheese on your sandwich
“€2.99, please.”
“Can I get some cheese?”
“Yes, that’ll be €9.”
10. And finally… when you order a sausage sandwich and the bread is all soggy
Devastating.
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